If u thought Rachel Lee being selected as model for Mediacock's copycat show 'Eye for a guy' was the most mysterious thing that has ever happened on earth, then think again. Someone alerted SAMedia to an article written somewhere online (go find yourself) about the mysterious thing called LOVE. Unable to verify its authenticity or its source, SAMedia could not confirm whether that article was original or copied or cooked up, but it looks original enough to be cooked up.

However, apart from that, some facts "appear to be twisted beyond recognition" as quoted from Dr. Lam Pah Chee of the BURT (Break-Up Research Team). He explains that LOVE has been personified in the article and that it held full unrestricted rights of the freedom of choice and exercised them ruthlessly. "In reality, if someone had full rights in respect to the freedom of choice, then that person is very powderful. Our dearest BIG BROTHER is a good example," lamented Dr Lam, while describing LOVE in detail. With such power, LOVE could make or break any person it deemed necessary. SAMedia also understands from him that not only so, LOVE is a very powerful force that can do miraculous things such as getting 2 nations to war (Troy). "It is in fact, the most powderful force that mankind ever came across," says Associate Professor Jiu Shi Ai, Senior Researcher of SamLabs. "It is more powderful than all the nukes in the world and all the different strains of SARS and bird flu combined."

Prof Jiu also states that LOVE can get pple to do stupid things like going crazy, high, blank, cause pain, sorrow, hurt, create happiness, hatred, comfort, cost money, time, blah blah blah. Relative to the article, SAMedia discovers that LOVE isnt as innocent or harmless as it was discussed to be. In fact, there are many things about LOVE that remains unknown. "LOVE can be bought," declares Prof Jiu. "If u have enough money, you definitely can buy LOVE." He said this to refute claims that "MONEY is not everything", but conceded that are indeed certain things that LOVE can do that MONEY cant, such as getting 2 nations to WAR. His colleague-in-arms, Director W W WEE of the Psychic ENdurance Institute for Singapore (PENIS) is responsible for coining up the phrase "ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR", which has been adapted and widely endorsed by SAMedia Publications. "If u LOVE someone, u should go all out to get him/her!" Mr Buay Pai Seh indicated, adding also that "neh-mind if he/she is attached, all is fair in LOVE and WAR wat, rite! as long as not married ok liao, even if married still can divorce one mah!"

Unfortunately, the buck doesnt just stop here. CEO of the SamHub Banking Corporation (SHBC) Mr Leu Mas Chan reveals to SAMedia that LOVE is also being, or rather, has already been commercialised. "You see, i'd say almost all the songs u hear on radio now is about LOVE. There even is a station called LOVE 97.2FM." Mr Leu describes. "Not only so, many TV serials is also about LOVE. The concept of LOVE sells very well, if u havent realised." He pointed out that the market created by manipulating LOVE is "very huge", and is something that is not really tapped into. "If u bothered to look into it, both kids and adults who are in LOVE spend alot on their partners, and it keeps the economy going." Mr Leu said, while quoting SAMedia a very good example. "Valentine's Day is one day where the economy is motivated by LOVE," Mr Leu indicated. SHBC is currently offering counselling loans at only 2.69% p.a. for kids who fell out of love and require counselling.

It might be a plain coincidence, but it seems that many age-old adages of LOVE are taking on new meanings to suit present contexts. This explains that if u find urself in LOVE with someone who doesnt feel the same, well, its only right becos LOVE IS BLIND. That's why it never manage to locate the correct person. Maybe just like how Christ Jesus gave His disciples His commandment "Love one another just as I have Loved you" (John 15:12), we should all start LOVING each other unconditionally and the world will be a better place. Or we could wait for TIME to heal everything. NOTE: TIME MAY BE A GOOD HEALER BUT IT IS A LOUSY BEAUTICIAN.

--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 130504