After 5 days of deliberating, SAMedia received enough generous feedback, though many annoymous, and can disprove another one of Mr Farelercies De Expoze's claims. Together with approximately 50,000 other GIRLS, SAMedia hereby declares that MOST GIRLS ARE SATISFIED WITH THEIR BOOB SIZE. When interviewed, Ms Y, speaking on condition of annoymity, told SAMedia that "many GIRLS are perfectly fine with how well they're endowed." Ms Y revealed that although she lacks the punch in size, they're made up for when she does her 2.4km run. "I literally have nothing dragging me down," she claimed. Another Ms Z (who also did not wish to be named) told SAMedia that she has no intention of having a boob job. "For wat?" she retorted. "They're not for commercial use anyway!" Apparently boob-job surgeons havent realised their trade was dying. "We cant choose also mah, if it's like that it's like that, I still like my boobs all natural." conceded Ms A, also speaking on condition of annoymity. It seems like GIRLS are embarassed to talk about their endowments, as all of those interviewed refused to provide real names. At this rate, SAMedia will run out of alphabets to use soon.

--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 080504