Due to the overwhelming number of bomb-threats and complaints SAMedia has received over the past 2 days since the excerpt from the SamHub Times dated 130304 was published, SAMedia has decided to restate its STAND here and clarify any doubts that might arise hereinafter. A press statement was released only early this morning consisting only of one sentence: WE DO NOT FUCKING CONDONE PRE-MARITAL SEX. In response to all the rotten eggs and tomatoes collected from the artillery barrage, SAMedia has adopted a new LOGO to complement its drive in making KIDS at an earlier age, but not before MARRIAGE. Mr. SAMUEL CHAN, President and Founder of SamHub Inc., was there to grace the unveiling of the new LOGO. In his speech he declared that "[SamHub Inc.] does not encourage courting couples who have yet to tie the knot to start engaging in the process of making babies until they're MARRIED. The new LOGO is to remind all SINGAPOREANS not to engage in PRE-MARITAL SEX, or to base the reason for doing it on making KIDS." His point is so well received among the en masse that plans to erect this LOGO on every lamp post in SINGAPORE is already underway. After the ceremony Mr Chan was last seen exchanging handshakes with Mr Bo Sio Sim, President of the Shotgun Association of Singapore and the Great Venerable Lao He Shang, before silently slipping away unnoticed through a side door of the conference hall with a GIRL who remains unidentified till date.

--extracted from The SamHub Times, SAMedia Publications, dated 140304